David: Oh I am sorry the last tee time is at 6:00 pm. Having the last tee time at 6:00 pm gives you time to finish the course in plenty of time before we lock the gate at 8:30.
Man: What!! I said I want a tee time at 7:00 tonight! I golf there all the time!
David: I am sorry. There are no tee times at 7:00. We are closed.
Man: THAT'S BULLSHIT! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I AM NEVER GOING TO GOLF THERE AGAIN!
David: Oh... ::shrugs even though this is a phone conversation:: Ok. So do you want the phone number for the golf course up the road?
Man: ARG! -hangs up-
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