How cold is it?

So many of my Northern California friends ask me…

"Dude... can you like tell the difference between -2 and -25 degrees or is it just… cold?"
Wait a second...
That guy is not from Northern California. Where are the dreads? Where is the tie dye?
Where is the groovy dancing and topless tree sitting protesters?
He is one of those Southern California boys...
hang on lets see if I can dig up some pictures of my peeps....

Ahhh that is much better. That's more like it.

So back to the question of coldness.

The answer is… Yes you can tell. Just like one can tell the difference between 100 and 110 degrees. It is just the same on the other end of the thermometer.

Let's do a little role-play shall we? Imagine the thermometer says it is -20 degrees outside with a touch of a breeze and for some odd reason you want to go outside.

What-ev-er. Foolish mortal.

Anyway, this is how it breaks down. You go to the door, suit up, and the first thing you notice it that there is ice on the inside of the window and on the door strike panel. Remember, this is INSIDE the house.

Then you open the door and all you can see is a steam/fog like cloud that swirls in front of you as the heat from the house meets the cold air outside. It is like opening a big freezer door. Well, that is because you are walking into a freezer, well actually you are walking out to a freezer but even colder because most people keep the freezer compartment on their fridge somewhere between 0 and 28 degrees and remember I said it is -20 outside.

Anyway, you step through that cloud and shut the door behind you. The blue cold reaches out and immediately the hits you in the face. It is like a wave of water and the shock forces you to gasp pulling that air deeply into your lungs. The air is amazingly fresh but the cold makes your lungs feel almost like there is a bit of smoke in the air so you cough. Now, if you were smart you are wearing about 3 layers of clothes, including a couple sets of gloves or maybe one really good pair of mittens.

The most important stuff to keep warm?
Head, hands, feet. Remember that.

If any of the above noted body parts get cold while you are outside, trying to get them warm again while you are still outside in this kind of cold is not going to happen.

My head is a big one… well, I did not mean to say I have a big head, I meant to say it was a big lesson for me to learn that I need to cover my head when I go outside. Well, actually I do have a big head but that's another story. I was never much for hats but that has changed. If you are cold, cover your head… and do not forget your ears. You see you can still cover your head and your ears might be sticking out, like with a baseball cap. If your ears are not covered it only takes a minute or so for them to hurt.

Note I did not say for them to be cold…
I said for them to HURT.
If you stay out for say… for 15 minutes or so like that your ears might just freeze.

No.. seriously… they will freeze, turn black, and fall off.

*Plink* *Plink*
Right onto the icy ground and man would that would be a drag.
Just ask this guy:

Well... he had other issues too.

Anyway, we actually had a winter storm warning based on the coldness of the temperature and wind chill. The weather channel folks warned us all that with a temperature of -20 below zero with a windchill of -30 or more it would only take about 15 minutes outside unprotected for some individuals to suffer frostbite injury.

Back to the dream sequence. This kind of cold will also make your teeth hurt, especially if you have bugs bunny teeth like me. You may try to close your mouth but with trudging through the snow with all those layers on like the abominable snowperson you tend to breathe a bit heavier than normal. You have to open your mouth to breath. Then comes the next problem. Any moisture on your skin starts to burn. Burn cold, not burn hot. If you lick your lips, or if your nose runs... and trust me your nose will run… it always runs. You get used to it.... but even your eyes get cold because of moisture. They get kinda squinty.

Geez, I am sure painting a nice picture of myself in the winter time. Big headed, bunny teeth, no ears, runny nose, squinty eyed, abominable snow-woman mouth breather. Attractive.

Anyway, after a few days like this, when -2 comes along or wowee even 15 above zero… you start feeling pretty good outside… maybe you just put on two layers, or you might just stay outside a bit longer. Maybe a whole 20 minutes.

Well... maybe not quite like that. That is Tahoe kinda cold not yooper kinda cold.

Just like being careful in 110 degree weather, you have to be careful here too. You must keep your thoughts in order and be aware of the amount of time you are outside, or if you are having any unusual thoughts. No laying down to sleep in the snow when your brain says, "Hey! I have an idea! Lets nap right here on the ground, it is so nice and quiet and the snow looks so fluffy." Or if you notice a body part hurting because of the cold, and then it suddenly no longer hurts… if you are still outside it is time to go in. Now. It doesn't mean you are acclimated, it means that body part is freezing. You just don't know it yet because it passed through the pain stage and into numbness.

For example, I was shoveling snow outside the post office and I did not have a hat on because I was not planning on being out there long. And while I was shoveling at first my ears hurt a bit… then I started noticing how beautiful it was, and crisp, and it felt so good to be outside, and the air was so fresh, and I will just shovel a little more, and my ears don't even hurt any more, and this is great, this is gorgeous, finally some exercise, and this is wonderful, and I feel so good, and the sun is out... and and and… then I thought, "Wait a minute. Something is not right here." So I picked up my shovel and went inside… and then winced for my little ears as they slowly and thankfully defrosted.

Don't let me scare you off of this experience though folks. Just like those pictures of snowflakes you have seen taken with a microscopic lens, this kind of cold crystallizes everything.

When the weather is like this the ground, the trees, the sky… everything sparkles, everything is sharp, crisp, clean, quiet, and glassy.

I could see how people with the right protection start to really enjoy this kind of weather,
it really is very pretty.

So if you ever get a chance to check out some below zero weather... go on out the door and check it out at least once. Then you can retreat back into the cozy house and put your toes up by the fire.

Liberal guilt, and progression.

I must admit I am feeling a little guilty. I am a self proclaimed history buff you see. I loved my history classes in school, I enjoy museums, National Geographic magazines, archeology, the Discovery Channel, The History Channel, various history books, PBS, etc etc. A bit of a dabbler in the info of the past. I love the little tidbits of information about that past that filters in and much to the chagrin of friends and family I love to share that information.

So I have been a bit surprised at myself.... a bit ashamed and abashed even. Since the election ended I have begun to put more thought into WHY I have been so blase about this election. I have even done a little history refresher for myself a la the internet in order to fully enjoy todays experience. Now back to the self examination...

I lay blame for my initial lackluster excitement about this election on the fact I am a Westerner. A Californian to be exact, and to put a more precise twist on my personality as far as demographics go... a NORTHERN Californian. So, I always thought I would see the first African-American President take office in my lifetime. I was not surprised or shocked or overcome (at first) by the outcome of this last election. It was a feeling almost of.... "Oh yeah... ok. Whatever." It was almost a "Big deal.. of course... why not?" kinda attitude.

Do not take offense... none is intended. I know it is a big deal.

You see throughout the campaign I had focused more on Mr. Obama's age, his message, his poise, his intelligence, his eloquence, his background, and the positive and professional way he presented himself than I did on the color of his skin. I listened to his voice, watched how he spoke, heard his words, examined his reactions to the questions put to him and focused on his answers. I was impressed with him because of all I just mentioned. At first he was a mystery to me so I was suspicious, as one should be about politicians. But my suspicion came from the fact that I knew nothing about him. However, as the election progressed I was increasingly impressed with what I heard.

I was impressed because in the end Mr. Obama is definitely presidential material... not because he is definitely black presidential material. Know what I mean?

You have to understand, along with expecting to see a black president, I also thought in my lifetime I would see a woman take that office... I expect to see Hispanics, Asians, Native American men and women. When I see pictures on the news of a flock of congressmen/women I fully expect it to look like all the schools I attended in the Bay Area. I expect to see a multitude of faces, shapes, sizes, different colors of skin, different ages, and sexes. I am always disappointed when all I see is a wall of pasty grey testosterone in navy suits with sprinklings of different colored skin, and maybe even a little estrogen thrown in here and there. Even though I am disappointed, I always use those sprinklings to give myself hope for a more balanced picture in the future.

To be frank, I am surprised we have not had our first African-American president yet. But what had I done about it? How had I helped in any way to push this country to progress? I hate to admit I have been lazy in my "demand" for that door to be opened to people other than older white men. Lazy because of my generation I suppose. You see, the civil rights movement was a little before my time.

This was not something I grew up seeing on the T.V. or in the streets:

nor was this:

and be thankful you never had to be this courageous just to go to school:

I am not naive enough to believe that since the Civil Rights Movement all is hunky dorey. We still have a long long way to go in regards to relations between the many different groups of peoples in this country.

But isn't that the point?

The very American point? WE KEEP TRYING. We keep hoping. We keep progressing... maybe slowly.. maybe we fall backwards sometimes but we always get back up, get back on track, and try again. Americans an idealistic people. That is in the very core of our makeup as Americans and it has been from the beginning. We are always striving for a better life for all of us even though we sometimes fight with each other. Our hope and idealistic outlook is why so many have come here and continue to come.

We continue trying to live up to that whole Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution, Bill of Rights thing. Those Darn forefathers set a pretty high bar for us... but damn...

Didn't we just get one hell of a big step closer?

1823 Alexander Twilight the first African American to receive a bachelor's degree from an American college.

1845 Macon Bolling Allen was the first African American licensed to practice law in the United States and later became the first African American justice of the peace.

1857 Dred Scott v. Sandford. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that people of African descent who were slaves, and/or their descendants whether slaves or not could never be citizens of the United States. Therefore they had no standing to sue, and as chattel (property) they could not be taken from their owners without due process.

1862 The Emancipation Proclamation. declared the freedom of all slaves in any state of the Confederate States of America that did not return to Union control by January 1, 1863.

1865 the 13th Amendment abolished and prohibited slavery and secured a minimal degree of citizenship to former slaves.

1866 Cathay Williams the first African American woman to enlist. Williams enlisted in the United States Regular Army on 15 November 1866. She posed as a man under the pseudonym, William Cathay.

1870 Hiram Rhodes Revels became the first African American member of the senate, and therefore first African American member of Congress.

1876-1965 Jim Crow Laws. State and local laws that mandated segregation in all public facilities with a 'separate but equal' status for African American and other non-white racial groups.

1896 Plessy vs. Ferguson. The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of 'separate but equal'.

1954 Brown vs. Board of Education of Topeka. The U.S. Supreme Court overturned earlier rulings going back to Plessy. The unanimous decision stated that "separate educational facilities are inherently unequal."

1964 Civil Rights Act: Outlawed racial segregation in schools, public places, and employment. The bill was introduced by President John F. Kennedy in his civil rights speech of June 11, 1963.

1965 The National Voting Rights Act: Prohibited states from imposing any "voting qualification or prerequisite to voting, or standard, practice, or procedure ... to deny or abridge the right of any citizen of the United States to vote on account of race or color.

1968 Shirley Chisholm the first African-American woman elected to Congress.

1990 Barack Obama elected the first African- American president of the Harvard Law Review

2009 Barack Obama will be sworn in as the 44th President of the United States.