Conversations overheard

Conversations to be endured while working with the public that would not necessarily occur while working as a Deputy Probation Officer.  (Well.. might occur but the outcome would surely be different.)

4 Golfers fresh out of church.

Me:  Ok guys I need your first names.
Man 1: Ivan
Me: and yours?
Man 2: Fred
Me: yours?
Man 3: Peter
and then as Man 4 was talking I turned to Ivan and said what is his name.. pointing to Man 4.
Ivan:  Vagina
Me:  Really Ivan? And how do you spell that?